The London Dungeon has today announced a ban on entry for anyone wearing tartan, kilts and Scotland football kits in the run-up to the England v Scotland Euro 2020 match – after the Edinburgh Dungeon banned anyone wearing an England shirt.
In response to The Edinburgh Dungeon’s barring of Three Lions-wearing English sassenachs ahead of the big match on Friday 18 June, the world-famous attraction on London’s South Bank has launched a stunning counterattack in support of England’s bid to continue their victorious streak to top Group D.
Whilst licking their wounds inflicted following a punishing defeat at the hands of Czech Republic on Monday, any Scottish fans who dare to try and gain entry while clad in the above-mentioned banned patriotic attire will be turned away by the London Dungeon’s resident torturer.
The London Dungeon’s characters are under strict instruction that should any Scotsman or woman cunningly hoodwink the torturer on June 18th, perhaps with a change of outfit or surreptitious accent change, and are duly exposed, they receive ‘special treatment’ and be locked up in the London Dungeon’s foul, rat infested jail, and subjected to multiple rousing renditions of ‘Three Lions’ until they plead mercy and accept penance for their appalling skullduggery. Failing that, a merciless beheading will be the alternative option.
A spokesperson for The London Dungeon said: “If your surname starts with ‘Mc’ or you’re wearing more tartan than a bag full of bagpipes then it’s a one-way road back to Scotland for you on June 18th courtesy of the Dungeon’s Torturer!”
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